Sunday 10 October 2010

Top 5 Youtube Videos 2010

5. Blow Job Song - Just a very inspirational, truthful and moving song:

4. Wash hands in Urinal - The highlight from Rude Tube 2010. After going to festivals in my past I would've loved to have witnessed this. Such innocence:

3. Aides Graffiti - After seeing many different stop motion clips like this all over Youtube from post-it notes to moving sand, this clever one (with a message) is my favourite:

2. Kyle smacked around the head with an envelope - This was only a couple of days ago but after being unemployed for over 2 months I'd been watching The Jeremy Kyle Show waiting for this to happen and the first week I'm back at work and I go and miss it. arrrghh:

1. Robot Dancers - Denmark's got talent, there's something I never thought I'd say but check this out for my number one find:


Monday 26 July 2010

Top 5 Sweets

5 - Bananas and Shrimps: These sweets really are the slappers of the confectionary world. They bring a bit of colour to the pick and mix bag and while the texture is definitely nothing to write home about, they are unique.

4 - BonBons: These really remind me of primary school, going to the shops and buying 50 pence worth of bonbons with my pocket money each week. And for that reason alone they're in the top 5. Note however that I hate the rock hard ones and the easily chewed ones. You need a balance between the two.

3 - Flying Saucers: It physically hurts me to not put flying saucers into the top 2 but these classic sweets have new challengers and their time is up. The mix of cardboard like coating and a sherbet centre are a match made in heaven, i just wish there was more sherbet in them.

2 - Percy Pigs: These sweets are the new boys on the block and have already had several spinoffs with piglets, sheep, piggy tails etc. The best bit about them is that they actually contain pig (pork gelatin) and deserve to be in Vogue's 2008 hot list. I'm just waiting for the M&S advert where they have Percy Pigs being eaten to the sound of 'At The River' by Groove Armada.

1 - Haribo Eggs: Now I hate eggs. The smell, the texture, the look of a fried one or a poached or even a boiled egg. But man I love Haribo eggs. I would happily buy a large pack of haribo just for the 5 eggs in there. They are my ultimate guilty pleasure and without doubt the best sweet on the market at the moment.

Thursday 22 July 2010

Top 5 Suggestions to Simon Cowell

5 - The World's Got Talent: Simple suggestion but the winner from each 'Got Talent' series face off in this talent competition. It's Eurovision in the 21st Century.

4 - A New Haircut: I'm thinking as he ages that a comb over may be perhaps the new look he could pull off. It could take some selling to him but if Dannii Minogue can pull off a new haircut every week on The X Factor, Simon could at least do a new style every decade.

3 - A Band Called 'To Be Announced': Think about it, when people visit festival websites and look for the lineup they'll see 'Too Be Announced'. There's your selling point. It's constant marketing of the name. People will think 'wow that band is playing everywhere, they must be good.' Obviously for this to be a success you will need a good band.

2 - The Presenter Talent Contest: A talent contest to find the next presenter of the next talent contest. It's brilliant in its idea, you'd have a full circle of finding the presenter to present the next finding of a presenter. Easy.

1 - A boyband with 6 members: Boybands with 5 members are so last century. Boyzone, Westlife, Take That, Five, Backstreet Boys etc. Sometimes you just need one more vocalist is a group. I agree that it would change the balance of a group on stage with no central member but perhaps it'd be good to have a boyband with more than one good singer. Just a suggestion: but the best one.

Wednesday 21 July 2010

Top 5 Films of All time

5 - The Shining: For the sheer thrill, excitement and horror, coming in at number 5, is Stanley Kubrick's 'The Shining. The acting is impeccable and the storytelling is wonderful. This isn't just a film to make you think but visually it is stunning from the drive up to Overlook right upto the chase through the maze, your eyes are given a treat. The film is littered with chilling but memorable moments from 'rrrreeeeddd rrruuuummmm' to 'Here's Johnny' but the one I always remember is the kid triking aroung the empty corridors of the hotel: the scene is shown once and the kid trikes around just fine, lullying you into a false sense of 'the kid will be fine', the second time and 'ARRRGGGHH WHERE HAVE THOSE SCARY TWINS COME FROM!!!'.

4 - The Dark Knight: From the first moment of the film when that window smashes you know you are in for the ride of your life. It is by far the best superhero film ever and if it wasn't for the annoying ending where Batman could see everything because of people's mobile phones it would have easily made it into the top 3.

3 - Avatar: This is in the top 5 not only because it is visually phenomenal but because my dad liked it. This is a man who will only watch a film if there is a remote possibility that it could happen, Die Hard-yes, Matrix-no no no. He took me to go and see 'Hancock' once because it had Will Smith and the name Hancock sounded like a police detective crime thriller and was, and I quote, 'disgusted and appalled' at what he had to endure. But at the end of Avatar he simply said 'absolutely incredible'.

2 - Anchorman: I'm choosing this film not only because it is genious but because Comedy films don't get enough credit. As Will Ferrell said in a song on Oscar Night 'A comedian at the Oscars, the saddest man of all, your movies may make millions but your name they'll never call.'
The first time I watched this film I didn't quite get it, I was around my then girlfriends house and it had become a relationshit and i wasn't really in the mood for comedy, second time and my opinion changed forever. If you've been to University is the last 4 years you will know that if you know this film word for word you will make friends and i knew those words and for that reason it makes it into my top 5. It makes it to Number 2 because of all the timeless quotes. I could write the script down here but I only want to say 'They've done studies, you know, 60% of the time it works every time.'

1 - The Rock: I doubt this Oscar nominated film (Best Sound-not one of the important ones) has ever made it to a top 100 list of films in any critics mind; but what do they know??? I always think that you should choose your favourite films on how many times you would watch the film. I wouldn't say my favourite meal is Octopus because I had it once and it tasted good, i'd say it was pizza because i'd eat it everyday and everyday i'd enjoy it, and the same goes for films. The Godfather is magnificant but i wouldn't watch it again, whereas i've probably watched Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery break into Alcatraz where a crack squad of marines led by Ed Harris have biological weapons pointed at San Francisco about 15 times. Such a great film. Period.